Tuesday, September 1, 2009

THREE YEAR OLD BOY FOR SALE-ASKING $1.00, O.B.O. (Just Kidding)

One darling 3-year old for sale. He is very cute, his father thinks that he is just adorable. However, he is capable of destroying a house in a single morning. For example. Yesterday, I was upstairs getting Caleb in the bathtub, when who should show up. His older brothe-yes, the 3-year old, Braden. "Mom, I want to take a bath with Caleb, can we have bubbles too?" I didn't think that would be a problem. So there they are playing in the bathtub and having a great time. I decide to hurry and put a few things away in my bedroom. I hear a thud, and go running into the bathroom only to find Caleb crawling out of the bathroom with Braden spraying him and the walls and floor with cold water. Well if I'm being sprayed with cold water you can bet I'm out of there too.
Later in the day I put Caleb down for a nap and I was balancing the checkbook downstairs on the computer. Braden-the 3-year old that is for sale, comes down and is playing in the office behind me. He gets up and goes over to the piano and plays around there for a while. I finish what I am doing and decide to run out back to get the chicken eggs-believing that Braden would continue to play at the piano. I come back into the house to find him bending over the piano with a mechanical pencil in hand as he uses all of the strength he has to "CARVE" lines onto the wood cover that goes over the keyboard of the piano.
Hence, the decision to see if anyone would consider paying for someone to come in and destroy their home. I told Corey that I do not believe that parents are meant to have anything nice in the home until all of the kids are grown and moved away. Since 3-year old little boys can and will find every way possible to destroy a home.

1 comment:

shantel said...

Wow, is this what I have to look forward too? I guess it's a good thing he's cute!!